Day 1- A Comprehensive List I’d Like to Call Times I Have Peed Standing Up

  1. Age 11, on my nemesis, a Squatty toilet in Korea. Previously had escaped the Squatter by always finding a handicapped stall, but apparently Buddhist temples on  hills have no such luxuries.
  2. Age 14, on a Camp Timber-Lee outdoor camping excursion, in the grass several hundred yards from the tent, after repeatedly being told there are no toilets in the wild. Two other girls and I urinate in a communal pee circle, presumably to prevent bear attacks.
  3. Age 24, at Shenzhen Police Department after taking Visa photos. Judiciously determine that life is too short and a year is too long to spend running from the Squatter.
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